Why is it always a mandatory sport in public schools? Why are football players so keen and enthusiastic on (nut)sacking a guy at full force while the opponent carries a 10 inch rubber oval and then gets dogpiled and for some reason won't bother snaking out?

Do they like touching bodies with other men more than having sex with a girlfriend, if they have one?




Hot topic: Why is it called "football"? The feet barely have any use in game play other than the punts and field goals. You actually CARRY the ball while running so "hand" ball fits more, although that name has been taken. "Handegg" fits since the ball is oval-shaped although many see it as an insult. "Rugball" makes more sense since it's based on Rugby, but I bet the narcissist, boneheaded, ethnocentric fans don't want to associate their beloved sport to their roots because they're English.

-"It's played ON foot!"

So are the other football (soccer), baseball, basketball, rugby, rugby union, lacrosse, Aussie ball, Gaelic, handball, tennis, hockey, ect. Locomotion will always be on a sport, so being "on foot" isn't really a valid counterpoint.

-"The ball is a FOOT long, dumbass!"

It's actually 10-11 inches long. A foot is 12 inches, so just because it's nearly 12 inches doesn't make it a foot long.

-"It's America. We call it what we want!"

I'm in "America" too. I call it not only what I want to call it, but also how it needs to be named. What, you thought I was a foreigner?

-"Fuck you, you fag. I bet you like boring, gay ass soccer!"

Even if I didn't, in soccer's defense, physical contact is usually prohibited there. In other words, they don't want their players to hump each other in a pile like your precious handegg, who likes to actually make their players look homoerotic with the QB snap that looks like prison rape. In fact, most sports prohibit bodily contact like basketball. Boring? Depending on the will of the players.

-"Football is a MAN's sport! They're big, bad, fast, and strong! You're a little skinny bitch!"

Maybe so, but for me, vaginal sex is a STRAIGHT MAN's sport!... or bisexual... or if you're a chick wearing a dildo.... *shrugs*



Note: I don't really hate the sport. I just hate that many schools enforce it on P.E., like if it's the only sport they have.  Plus, most of their fans are "patriotic" morons.